Friday, june 27th, 2008

• We’ve got killer new hits songs on the way such as:

o Fuck yeah, fuck you

o Party all Over your Body

o The Jack-off Century

o The Shitty Cities of LA

o Making love on a summer day

• Foxycock welcomes a new world famous member into the band: Adam Longfellow, straight from tour with Elton John.   Adam, like some many wise souls these days, has realized that joining Foxycock is the only way to true happiness.

• We are at work as we speak on an upcoming Foxycock “Infomercial” that will explain, in laymen’s terms, what an incredible business opportunity this is for you. This infomercial will introduce the future Foxycock marketing campaign. (update – we never did this.  Sorry for leading you on)

• Josh, on vacation in Burma, accidently jacked off onto a Portugese Man-of-war and was sent to the hospital with severe burns on his genitals, hands and feet. He is in a coma now, but is expected to make a quick recovery if he can manage to wake up in the next 24 hours.

• Foxycock is in the development stage of producing the first mood enhancing gum for kids called, “Fruit It Up!” And we already wrote the jingle.

• Speaking of jingles, Foxycock has decided to take it’s love for the lost art form of the jingle and embark upon an ambitious project to revolutionize musical marketing for the 21st century. We’ll be developing a vast archive and database of jingles from which your company can choose it’s next identifying theme music for that new marketing campaign. We’ll include the first subliminal message for free. Contact us about this today or check back in the future for the searchable Foxycock Jingles Archive.